I was cooking with Daughter 2. She wanted to make cookies.
Doc Hammer: What kind do you want to make?
Daughter 2: Do we have oatmeal raisin?
DH: Hmm… nope… we can make chocolate chip though.
D2: Can we put raisins in them?
DH: Why? Do you like raisins that much?
D2: No, but [Daughter 1 and 3] don’t like raisins, so there will be more cookies for me.
DH: Oh, come on sweetie, let’s not engage in motivated raisining.